Quaranticide

Someone trying to kill their selves because of quarantine.

"I am so bored I might commit quaranticide."
"YOU BITCH, WHY DID YOU ALMOST COMMIT QUARANTICIDE."

by Jake the author May 22, 2020

Quarantinized...

Quarantinized - when you are so used to being quarantined, you won't survive the outside world.

Etymology: While watching Shawshank Redemption Red (Morgan Freeman was talking about Brooks (Old Prisoner) who was "Institutionalized" and when he got out. He could not survive and committed suicide. (Great Scene).

RED

Man's been here fifty years. This

place is all he knows. In here,

he's an important man, an educated

man. A librarian. Out there, he's

nothing but a used-up old con with

arthritis in both hands. Couldn't

even get a library card if he

applied. You see what I'm saying?

FLOYD

Red, I do believe you're talking

out of your ass.

RED

Believe what you want. These walls

are funny. First you hate 'em, then

you get used to 'em. After long

enough, you get so you depend on

'em. That's "institutionalized."

Boy Friend: This is going to be the best party in the city! I can't think of being with nobody else....You coming?

Girl Friend:No.
Boy Friend: You've been Quarantinized...too long!

by MostOkayest August 8, 2020

quarantinder

When you're so bored from being quarantined you fire up your tinder account to search for your quaranqueen

Hey bro what have you been up to the last couple weeks?

Dude I was so bored from self isolation and social distancing I ended up doing some quarantinder

by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

quaranticipation

the sudden frenzied lust for toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and disinfecting wipes triggered by rumors of a viral surge.

The mob descended on the big box store like locusts, eager to strip its pallets of supplies in a surge of quaranticipation.

by J. Sterling February 11, 2021

QuaranTinder

Using the online dating app while in quarantine.

I tried to quaranTinder , but I swiped left every time.

by MarjorieEarlDean March 31, 2020

Quarantinder

A place where desperate people, needy for love and affection go during quarantine.
Thinking they're looking for a soulmate when they're actually just longing for quarantention .

I always refused to download dating apps, but Rona had me joining Quarantinder.

by wonderbaer April 14, 2020

Quarantinder

A type of tinder of the quarantine cuties aka quarancutie

I might resort to using quarantinder to find someone because I have to follow social distancing guidelines and I want a quarancutie

by __agf April 18, 2020