Quantuma-d 

Like getting left on “read” for months. A constant two grey tick affair in which you’re left to consider if supporting the club was worth it at all.

“Mate, I’ve not heard back from her at all. I’ve been proper Quantuma-d this time.”

Quantuma-d by Angry Derby fan June 29, 2022

Quantum Dramatic 

A theoretical dramatic reaction exceeding the realm of melodrama.

Guy : My wife asked me if I thought her sister was pretty. I said, "Sure, I guess," then she burned our house down.

Friend: Pretty melodramatic, huh?

Guy: No, this was quantum dramatic.

Quantum Dramatic by Dreamspeeder July 11, 2016

quantum dating 

The act of dating and not dating someone at the same time.

You didn't hear? I broke up with my girlfriend about a month ago. Now we're just quantum dating.

quantum dating by Bungalow Bill April 16, 2002

Quantum Dab 

'Quantanious Dabadocious' or more commonly known as the 'Quantum Dab' , refers to the action of performing a dab at a speed faster than the speed of light. The quantum dab has long be sought after by scientists who have tried to re -create the phenomenon under lab conditions, however there are very limited recordings throughout history which document a successful quantum dab. The most recent attempt at the quantum dab was by James, 18, Scotland who performed the quantum dab at a record speed of 400,000,000 m/s.

Wow! I can't believe he just quantum dab'd to 'in my feelings'

Omg becky, that guy just pulled off a quantum dab! Thats so fucking hotttt

Quantum Dab by Matty HD Damon December 26, 2018

quantum dating 

In romantic terms, that practice which constitutes the smallest possible amount of dating, which can still be considered dating.

I meet Caroline on the way in to work at the same time every day, and for the smallest fraction of a second longer than would occur strictly by chance our eyes lock together, and nothing else worth noting happens but we're cool about it. I guess you could say we're quantum dating.

quantum dating by Fearman January 4, 2008

Quantum Denial Agent 

One whom disowns friends and family at the slightest suspicion that people don't admire them as much they perceive themselves to be. The motivation for this individual is to maintain an ongoing effort to avoid some aspect of themselves that they have been unable to confront their whole life. This person is covered in a glossy anti-spiritual covering that is the equivalent of teflon and usually ends up being institutionalized.

After suddenly showing up on the scene and making friends with everyone at the cafe, Suzy's sudden disappearance after finding out that Jamie had complained about her lack of loyalty was the final proof of evidence for everyone that she's a Quantum Denial Agent.

Quantum Denial Agent by Holstein Kühe, April 14, 2010

Magnetic Flux Quantum Day 

February 6th.
Chemistry geeks have Mole Day.
Math dorks have Pi Day.
What do Physics nerds have?
Magnetic Flux Quantum Day!
Even if you think Electricity and Magnetism is scary, Magnetic Flux Quantum Day (affectionately called MFQ Day) is a day to celebrate all Physics! From Black Holes to Mechanics, this is the day to put on your Physics shirts, grab your formula sheets, and just do some good ole fashion phun recreational Physics!
Have f=uN!
^_^
MFQ = 2.067833667(52)×10^(−15) Wb

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Magnetic Flux Quantum Day is a day for Physics Nerds.

Magnetic Flux Quantum Day by Physics Nerd January 30, 2009