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Quamire, is a very unique and honest person. Love meeting new people, and very adventurous...
Very smart and is a good listener, often good at motivating, even tho he always carries a lot of burden on his shoulders,, he believes that everyone around him should be happy, even if he isn't...

He loves sporting activities, his main one is football, and he's a music lover as well...

Often good at writing and bringing forth some clever ideas...
Everyone please remain calm; we'll hear what Quamire has to say.
Quamire by Auntre November 23, 2021
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Just like the name, Quamire is also nice as an individual, great lover, humble, and one of the best when it comes to romances...

People with the name, are often a Virgo, which matches their personality.

Always tend to be lucky around females, his warm smiles and genuine heart is something to die for...

Often very secretive and hard to handle at times, it just makes things more realistic in terms of relationship...
Quamire always has a lot of girls around him
Quamire by Auntre November 23, 2021

Glen Quagmire

Sex-addicted character from Family Guy. Is usually compared to Charlie Sheen. Loves to giggidy girls gshmoggus's
Glen Quagmire- Hey babe, how old are you?

Girl- 16.

Quagmire- 18, your first.

Girl- Mom, come here.

Quagmire- I like where this is going. All right. Giggidy-giggidy-goo!

Glenn Quagmire 

Glenn is the sex-crazed next door neighbor and one of Peter Griffin's best friends. He is often seen trying to pick up women for anonymous sex, whether it be a cheesy date with an unlucky woman or some form of a blowup doll. One of his catch phrases are "Giggity giggity goo".
Glenn Quagmire by Glenn_Quagmire September 16, 2006

Quagmire turns into a toilet 

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy
Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire 

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.
jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

Quagmire 

Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT.
Quagmire by nO September 1, 2003