qualified 

well hung; posessing a large penis

I saw Dan out on the track today and he looks pretty qualified.

qualified by dcoy February 17, 2009

Qualified

Michelle, a very qualified individual, the DEFINITION actually.

Michelle is so qualified for PR it’s INSANE

Qualified by Starbellied March 30, 2026

qualified immunity 

A bizarre policy which prevents police officers from being held accountable when they violate somebody's rights

A cop pulls somebody over for a broken tail light and ends up shooting them.The cop claims he thought their cell phone or whatever was a gun. the victims family might sue the police department in which case any settlement would be paid with tax dollars but because of qualified immunity the police officer can't be personally sued.

qualified immunity by Just_sayin' May 30, 2021

qualified impunity

When the police take qualified immunity MANY steps to far in the oppression and murder of black citizens.

Derek Chavin is the embodiment of actions made under the racist oppressive ethos of qualified impunity.

qualified impunity by mshaler June 23, 2020

Qualified Peacocker

Tryna show off and get alot of attention with their watercraft. Might include adding underwater lights to a boat , adding a slide to a pontoon. A person whos car/boat/truck/ golf cart is worth more than his house.

Guy 1: Why did they put those lights their boat?
Guy 2: They just straight up peacockin' he must be qualified.

"that guys got a real nice golf cart, he must be a Qualified peacocker."

Qualified Peacocker by Qualified Peacocker August 11, 2021

qualified to sing

synonomous with "I just had sex" it comes from the song by The Lonely Island. Used to describe someone who, big surprise, just had sex.

Socially Awkward Penguin: Watching video by the lonely island . . . parents walk in, are qualified to sing

guy1: Dude, I'm totally qualified to sing
guy2: brooooo! nicccceeeee!

qualified to sing by Keev23eev April 5, 2011

Qualified Racist 

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.

Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist

Qualified Racist by dkinirvine December 17, 2012