A person that suffers from an over-obsession with anything that comes in multiples of four. Sufferers are more commonly referred to as Quadriphiles. Severe sufferers
have been known to derive
sexual pleasure from the thought and touch of objects in quads.
The first known diagnosis of this condition was a man named Richard Poole in
Manchester 2011.
"Rich what are you getting from sainsbur...Dude. Stop fucking the 8 pack! What are you Quadriphilic or
something?"
"Why's Rich touching that four year old
like that?" "He's a Quadriphile."
"I know your quadriphilic rich. But do you have to put
four fingers in my ass." Joanna Foster 2011