its usually a way to count math. You use it to split things in even groups.
Guy: hey
Woman: hey
Guy: Divide your legs
Woman: okay
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A divident happens when a company significantly cuts its dividend.
Jimmy Dimon cut JPMorgan Chase & Co. dividend 87%. Now that's a divident!

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The pillow/large blanket two dudes put between eachother when having to sleep in the same bed ... to not be gay.
Man before we go to bed we got to find a divider
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area 1/2 between 2 nipples on women tits = divider
I had my head in the divider smoochie discovered a zit honey your growing a third tit !!! NO its a zit with a nipple U can chew it if U like....
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A sweet, kind, and completely out of the norm person. Has a tendancy to stalk shy and/or feral women.
Aww! You're so sweet! What a Divid.
by dex April 15, 2004
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That girl needs to hide her divid
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A quarterly payment to shareholders of various equities, including owners of American Capital Strategies, often exceeding 10-11% annually. These healthy divident payments more than make up for having to explain the meaning of the word so often to newcomers to forums and chatrooms.
When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...
by Malon Wilkus April 13, 2008
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