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The act of splitting one's peen in half so you can wrap it around another peen
Bro, I divided that guy so hard last night
Divide by FroggerDodger69 October 10, 2022
Divide is mostly used in math for splitting numbers through other numbers.

But is also often used by youth to diss someone or gamers while playing multiplayer games to describe them defeating an enemy. It is for example used in voice-chats of first-person-shooters like Cod
In form of "to divide someone"
In this context it describes them literally splitting their enemy in half which would kill them resulting in their enemy's defeat.
"you're so dead man, I'll divide you even without a calculator! You little piece of ****!"

(Mark 9yo,.........had to repeat second grade.)
Divide by KILLERsandwich July 7, 2023

Divide The Youth 

An underground Instagram fashion brand that the Tuinenberg nigga owns.
Bro that's a really cool zip-up! Where'd you get it from?
Thanks bro, I got it from Divide The Youth.

divide by 2 add 7

the rule by which men can only date girls who are older than their age once its been halved and had 7 added to it
im into this chick but shes a bit young

how old?

14...

ur 17 dude - divide by 2 add 7. its a no go
divide by 2 add 7 by gezzzzzzzzz November 19, 2006

divide by zero

A 4chan meme in where if someone divides by zero something very disastrous happens.
(Hole explodes in the ground) Damnit, did someone divide by zero!?
divide by zero by /b/tard Jimmer October 9, 2007

divide by zero

1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.
1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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