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can you quack like a duck 

a graphic redneck video of a man shaking his junk and preaching about how he wants to fuck a girl in the but while she quacks like a duck
can you quack like a duck,

no man I'm not watching that video

can you quack like a duck 

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.
"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

you little umbrella monkey quack sack 

World's best insult

By Phil Lester a.k.a. AmazingPhil
Asshole: bitch
Me: you little umbrella monkey quack sack
Asshole: what?

Me: *walks away like a boss*

Rub a quick one for you brudda 

The sentence is used when you beat off for your friend.
1. person : Damn no one probably beats of to me.
2. person : Hold on let me rub a quick one for you brudda.

By CowBoiBiscuitXD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. 

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

You are a quick 

A dumbass bitch who don’t know shit and talk to much.
Your annoying as hell pussy, you are a quick.