Qteep 

A youtuber known for pausing every 0.000000273 seconds just to talk about his cat and brag about his girlfriend

Person: plays a Qteep video
Qteep: *pauses video* "my girlfriend always watches school shooter movies"

Qteep by known un June 4, 2022

qweep 

a task or duty that is completely useless to your primary job. it is always assigned to you by your superiors to completely waste your time and take you away from your primary duties. often times it is assigned by superiors that are not in your career field and assume you have time to constantly accomplish these tasks.

"i can't go home on time because i've got qweep to do"

qweep by evil.roboto September 7, 2008

queep 

(As used in US military) Annoying or senseless bureaucratic requirement

Did you get the latest E-mail on re-doing the fire extinguisher training? It's just more queep.

queep by Falcon31 August 19, 2006

poopity queep 

a super mega ultra double king size bed especially made for an extreme 16-some

Mary Cay: Hey Blake, did you get the poopity queep?
Blake: Hell Yeah! Time to get it on. Hop on the disco stick.
Mary Cay: Oh Blake..

poopity queep by Mary Cay with a K February 27, 2010

qweeple 

A very unique cat or kitten. Sweet and loving one minute and crazy as hell the next. Usually gray in color.

That's a damn qweeple cat right there!

qweeple by Farmer_brown December 18, 2017

queeple 

PEOPLE THAT WALK AROUND QUEEFING

THESE DAMN QUEEPLE STINKING UP THE PLACE!

queeple by SDFGSDFGDSFGSDFG November 22, 2016

Queep 

A alien creature created by souladriens. A Queep is made of goo. Queeps are very cute creatures but can be very strong.

"This creature just came out of the ground! I think its a Queep"

Queep by QueepQueen January 6, 2021