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a task or duty that is completely useless to your primary job. it is always assigned to you by your superiors to completely waste your time and take you away from your primary duties. often times it is assigned by superiors that are not in your career field and assume you have time to constantly accomplish these tasks.
"i can't go home on time because i've got qweep to do"
qweep by evil.roboto September 7, 2008
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A term to describe someone that fails all the time.
Man that guy sucks, he must be a qweep.
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transitive verb. To insult somebody on the Internet, especially Livejournal, in a hateful, angry and/or hypocritical way.
All I said was that maybe Fox News didn't report that story accurately, and then the whole forum qweerdoed me for not bashing CNN.
qweerdo by Ruth Solomon August 28, 2008

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Every word on the English keyboard on apple devices
I am so bored I might as well type out the entire keyboard : qweèéêëēėęrtyÿuûüùúūiîïíīįìoôöòóœøōõpaàáâäæãåāsßśšdfghjklłzžźżxcçćčvbnñńm

qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv 

You are so bored. Not qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv. Not qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb. But qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv!
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A ghetto-fabulous bitch with lotsa attitude. She's got everything and more. The girl has a personality like queen, hence the name Qweenie. She expects to be treated like royalty and anything else in unacceptable. You gotta listen to everything she says or else off with your head.
Qweenie: Jump.
You: How high?
Qweenie by Qweeny October 24, 2007

qweemy boi 

-a word that can be used to refer to males that masturbate frequently and enjoy creaming all over their hand(s).

-also can be used to greet friends :)
Dude did you know that Salman was a qweemy boi? Yesterday I caught him jacking it in his car w/ no toilet paper...

Whaddup qweemy boi?! I luh bean aroun u <3
qweemy boi by Joe Moedda June 19, 2009