Definitions by tegmhomas

teg 

universal word
can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, or unit of measure in any context

(noun) this meal slaps, no teg
(adjective) this party is so teg
(verb) Don’t teg me right now
(unit) I’m about three tegs away from jumping off this cliff

teg by tegmhomas January 22, 2020

jillinium 

A date for which the day and month add up to the last two digits of the year.

Today is a jillinium... May 12,2017
5+12=17

jillinium by tegmhomas May 12, 2017

quoke 

A mixture of the word quaked (another word for shook... "I'm shook","I'm quaked"....technically the same thing) and woke

I'm so quoke.
"That has me sooooooo quoke"

quoke by tegmhomas January 30, 2017

that's so chips 

When something's to damn good to use the word lit.

Bruh, that's so chips

that's so chips by tegmhomas November 19, 2016