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Someone who goes out of their way to help someone.
A: "Pass me that bag if your a qoner."
Qoner by Ahmaaa April 14, 2024

Qontrol Group 

Americans who have refused to get the Covid vaccine because of brainwashing by Q. By doing so, they are acting as a control group in a uniquely American experiment, watched on by the rest of the world.
The Qontrol Group's high death rates helped the world to see the effectiveness of the covid vaccines

qonservative

A Trump-worshipping, immigrant-hating, Jewish space-laser fearing QAnon cult member who seeks to “conserve” the stolen election Big Lie and the Trumpian 21st century Dolchstoßlegende (stab-in-the-back) myth against all evidence and reason.
Qonservative Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene cheated on her husband of 25 years with a polyamorous tantric sex guru and a gym manager before she found salvation in QAnon.
qonservative by Qutiepie February 15, 2021

qontrolshaojin 

Qontrolshaojins are a new race of creatures, who are often mistaken as human beings. They are formed when a child below the age of thirteen but equally mature. If a person develops an unhealthy obsession with animes and characters such as sasque (a variant of the famous Sasuke) and learns the concept of qontrolism -- which means being devoted to Halsey and sasque. Qontrolshaojin is derived from the word qontrol and qingshaojin, which means teenager. A qontrolshaojin is not a normal teenager, and needs to be treated with caution, and not be given a sharp blade, a fork or a spoon without keeping certain distance and defensive poses at the ready. A teenager can become a qontrolshaojin after turning 13, but they have to show extreme qontrol over the world. The first pureblood qontrolshaojin was a young girl, nice and sweet. If you are around the age of 13-15, you might attempt on being a qontrolshaojin. Best of luck!
"I AM A QONTROLSHAOJIN," said Anne, unwrapping her birthday presents.
"I have heard of a few cases of qontrolshaojins somewhere around Sasquera Street," the grocery shopworker said, wiping his brow.
qontrolshaojin by Subaku no Gaara September 6, 2021
A mix of the word queer and contrarian describes someone ambiguous who purposefully doesn't fit into specific categories, but angers surrounding people as a result. In a sense, it's a shortened version of the word contrarian, and a more politically correct word of queer. Plus, there's the hard R that everyone loves throwing around.
That's not the meta build, you stupid qonter.

You went vegan just to be an obnoxious qonter.
Qonter by Viporal February 20, 2022

Qoncrete 

Having a rock hard penis. It's as hard as concrete.
Have you ever heard the legend of Joey? It's said that he had a big Qoncrete.
Qoncrete by JornReuvers January 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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