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qontrolshaojin 

Qontrolshaojins are a new race of creatures, who are often mistaken as human beings. They are formed when a child below the age of thirteen but equally mature. If a person develops an unhealthy obsession with animes and characters such as sasque (a variant of the famous Sasuke) and learns the concept of qontrolism -- which means being devoted to Halsey and sasque. Qontrolshaojin is derived from the word qontrol and qingshaojin, which means teenager. A qontrolshaojin is not a normal teenager, and needs to be treated with caution, and not be given a sharp blade, a fork or a spoon without keeping certain distance and defensive poses at the ready. A teenager can become a qontrolshaojin after turning 13, but they have to show extreme qontrol over the world. The first pureblood qontrolshaojin was a young girl, nice and sweet. If you are around the age of 13-15, you might attempt on being a qontrolshaojin. Best of luck!
"I AM A QONTROLSHAOJIN," said Anne, unwrapping her birthday presents.
"I have heard of a few cases of qontrolshaojins somewhere around Sasquera Street," the grocery shopworker said, wiping his brow.
qontrolshaojin by Subaku no Gaara September 6, 2021
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