Qaida

1. A woman who is a born leader.

2. Questioning Authority Inside Dumb Animals

3. A name for people who jaywalk.

4. Any piercing on your body.

5. (Verb) The result of hitting someone with a whipplestick

1. Pamela: She totally took over my project!

Steve: Wow, she is such a Qaida.

2. Jake: I just became a member of QAIDA!

3. Billy: I want to cross the street here!

Mom: Billy, don't be a Qaida. You know what happens when you pull a Qaida...

4. Nicki: What happened to your Qaida?

Alegra: Oh, I took it out. Trees kept getting caught on it.

5. Qaida: Ouch!

DJ: Dang, she just got Qaidad for sure!

by SayWhat...? May 28, 2011

Air-Qaida

Noun

Air-Qaida, also referred to as Oxygen Terrorists are more simply known as Oxygen Hijackers or thieves. They are worthless piece's of shit. They have no job or purpose in life, but to steal clean breathing air from us self sufficient human beings

Sanchez's lazy uncle probably belongs to an Air-Qaida sleeper cell...The mother fucker just eat and sleeps. Lazy, useless bitch

by Tarawa COC S312 January 25, 2011

qaisara

Qaisara is defined as a queen! A very beautiful girl with a beautiful smile that people will just melt by looking at your sweet smile!

You are as beautiful as Qaisara.

by lollllllkay April 22, 2018

Apple Qaeda

A term referring to the American multinational corporation Apple Inc., which currently dominates the electronics world, resulting in a covert form of oppression. That is, because Apple currently provides and services all of our cell phones, computers, watches, and other electronic items that we are so heavily dependent on, they can do anything they please with these devices regardless of our will. For example, this organization has the ability to upload Irish rock albums to all of our phones without us knowing and make us agree to their "terms and conditions" for our phones to work. As people who rely on these devices, we have no choice but to simply deal with their shit.

This term is used anytime your Apple product is coercing you to do something against your will, is not working properly, or has done something on it's own that you were unaware of.

"Fucking Apple Qaeda! I didn't get any of those texts you sent."

"Those Apple Qaeda bastards! Why the fuck do I have to agree to these damn terms and conditions every time I plug my shit in!?"

Person 1: "What is this U2 album doing on your phone?"

Person 2: "Apple Qaeda. Those motherfuckers."

by EZLN¡yaBasta! September 23, 2014

y'all qaeda

Used to refer to the domestic terrorism groups possessing sovereign citizen/ extreme libertarian views associated with Cliven Bundy and the like.

Y'all qaeda recently took over a federal building in Oregon

by LeoDeQuirm October 14, 2016

Y'all Qaeda

"Trump's Base"

The latest polling shows that Trump's approval with Y'all Qaeda is over 95%.

by OrangeFanMad November 16, 2018

qaisara

A queen. She's very gorgeous and amazing. She's independent and successful. Everyone adores her as she is very perfect. She's loyal to her bestfriends and boyfriend. Do not betray her or she will find ways to ruin your life

Wow i would like to be a Qaisara. She's so perfect!

by Biypanda December 28, 2017