A bout of
diarrhea that, when released in a public bathroom, is so particularly
smelly and loud that passers-by may mistake it for a
terrorist attack.
Person A: Dude, who are those federal agent looking guys wearing sunglasses down in the lobby? I just saw them put
Ken in the back of one of their vehicles.
Person
B: You won’t believe it –
Ken had a bad case of al-qaedarrhea in the first floor bathroom. Some poor
soul using the stall next to him freaked when he heard and smelt it, and called the Dept. of Homeland Security.