Pyrox 

the origional Pyrox (me) i invented the name, people steal the name... i own the domain!(pyrox.co.uk)

the helpful guy
the smart guy

random guy:> Hi Pyrox!
(me)Pyrox:> Hi
(fake) Pyrox:> Hi
(me)Pyrox:> Name stealer!
(fake) Pyrox:> I made this name myself!

Pyrox by Pyrox (mike) February 14, 2004

Pyro-noxious Slabs 

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.

1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"

Pyro-noxious Slabs by Charitable Disguise December 3, 2019

proximity effect training 

When someone occupies a weight machine so you can't use it but they just sit there, napping, texting, chatting, whatever.

I'm lifting and I look around to see the nine other people all doing proximity effect training.

proximity effect training by Mel A Tonin April 24, 2017

Hanae-fun-by-proxy 

Finding a mistake after spending a lot of time figuring out the issue and being in the position such that someone else has to fix it.

Person A: I'm glad we figured out the issue!
Person B: Happy to help, I am having a lot of hanae-fun-by-proxy since you are the one who needs to fix it!

Hanae-fun-by-proxy by John196 July 6, 2023

Pyrocynical 

a 19 year old who regrets making mlg montages like "shrek has swag" and "mlg teletubies"

pyrocynical is better than leafyishere

Pyrocynical by MemeLord4063 November 4, 2016

pyrocynical 

So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.

leafy is a pyrocynical clone

pyrocynical by supersnipe12 March 16, 2019

the pyrocynical effect 

It is a description of an object or event that has become even worse after reaching pure garbage.

You : Oh, I had a really bad day, and now it is even worse.
Friend : What You're experiencing is The Pyrocynical Effect.

the pyrocynical effect by Conga Mann January 20, 2017