Pygomy

Precious little girl of mine. First born daughter.

I read a story to my Pygomy before I tucked her into bed.

by Enowons April 7, 2021

Mental Pygmy

A person lacking the logical or cognitive constructual ability to grasp what the situation is about or what is actually going on around them! Can also be applied to groups of people (mental pygmies).

The mental pygmy just doesn't get it.
I'm fed up with explaining it to the mental pygmy.

by losconchosnos June 22, 2010

pygmy shrew

The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature, the smallest animal in God's Kingdom. The shrew is almost completely blind, and must rely on its barely adequare sense of smell to avoid its natural predators... the fox, the badger, the cat, the dog, the bear, the dolphin, the donkey, the bat, the crayfish, the buffalo, the saw, the polar bear, the crab, the plane, the monkey, the saw, the fork, the banshee, the harpsichord, the common-earthworm, and other shrews. The shrew is so tiny that it cannot maintain body heat without constant exposure to sunlight. In the winter, most will not survive... The shrew's young are born utterly hairless, and will remain so for the rest of their lives. They are entirely dependent on their mother - most of whom die in labor. The mothers that do survive face a grim future, hunted and killed by their young for sport. 99% of the baby shrews will not survive their first night unless they are found by a kindly shrew farm attendant...

it's fucked, basically.

by johnebp January 15, 2004

Pygmy Penis

A very small penis scaled in proportion to a very small person, usually it takes a significant amount of hunting through a thick black forest to find the Pygmy Penis.

You horrible little Pygmy Penis

by Hammerette March 21, 2017

pygmy bitch

A small runt like person with the mental capacity of a potato, whom is your bitch. Often used in place of Errand boy.

"Pygmy bitch come here with my soda!"
"WTF is a Pygmy?"
"A mythological creature in Norse mythology."
"Like the Norse you ride?"
"Shut the fuck up pygmy bitch."

by PygmyBitchLover November 4, 2011

afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck

Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.

Your face looks like the afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck.

by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003

pygmy goat

You the GOAT and cute. Cute af and also GOAT. Basically you’re the god damn queen/king of it all.

David Beckham isn’t just the GOAT, he’s Pygmy GOAT. Because he’s fine and the GOAT soccer player.

by Avlsteph February 23, 2019