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Mental Pygmy
A person lacking the logical or cognitive constructual ability to grasp what the situation is about or what is actually going on around them! Can also be applied to groups of people (mental pygmies).
Mental Pygmy by losconchosnos June 22, 2010
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Pygomy • Pygmy • pegomyte • pygmy bitch • pygmy curse • pygmy goat • Pygmy Goat Plague • pygmy hog • Pygmy joint • pygmy man
pygmy shrew
The pygmy shrew is a fascinating creature, the smallest animal in God's Kingdom. The shrew is almost completely blind, and must rely on its barely adequare sense of smell to avoid its natural predators... the fox, the badger, the cat, the dog, the bear, the dolphin, the donkey, the bat, the crayfish, the buffalo, the saw, the polar bear, the crab, the plane, the monkey, the saw, the fork, the banshee, the harpsichord, the common-earthworm, and other shrews. The shrew is so tiny that it cannot maintain body heat without constant exposure to sunlight. In the winter, most will not survive... The shrew's young are born utterly hairless, and will remain so for the rest of their lives. They are entirely dependent on their mother - most of whom die in labor. The mothers that do survive face a grim future, hunted and killed by their young for sport. 99% of the baby shrews will not survive their first night unless they are found by a kindly shrew farm attendant...
pygmy shrew by johnebp January 15, 2004
Pygmy Penis
A very small penis scaled in proportion to a very small person, usually it takes a significant amount of hunting through a thick black forest to find the Pygmy Penis.
Pygmy Penis by Hammerette March 21, 2017
pygmy bitch
A small runt like person with the mental capacity of a potato, whom is your bitch. Often used in place of Errand boy.
"Pygmy bitch come here with my soda!"
"WTF is a Pygmy?"
"A mythological creature in Norse mythology."
"Like the Norse you ride?"
"Shut the fuck up pygmy bitch."
"WTF is a Pygmy?"
"A mythological creature in Norse mythology."
"Like the Norse you ride?"
"Shut the fuck up pygmy bitch."
pygmy bitch by PygmyBitchLover November 4, 2011
afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck
Slang term used to belittle and humiliate your opponent in a war of insults... often used as a trump card.
afterbirth of a pygmy grudge fuck by Tonan the Librarian March 7, 2003
pygmy goat
pygmy goat by Avlsteph February 23, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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