Pygmy 

1.Greek Mythology. A member of a race of dwarfs.
2.A member of any of various peoples, especially of equatorial Africa and parts of southeast Asia, having an average height less than 5 feet (127 centimeters). Not in scientific use.
3.A short, whiny, undeveloped, possibly malnurished teenage girl who loves to pet puppy dogs and play MallTalk. Stalked and masturbated over by Glenn.
4.Anything small

"That girl looks like she's ten yet she's in her third year of college. What a pygmy!"

Pygmy by Concerned Children's Advertiser November 12, 2003

Pygmy 

The black squishy stuff stuck between Elephants toes!

oh no! here comes a herd of elephants
LOOK out Pygmy!
SQUELCH!

Pygmy by HAsh BROON June 22, 2006

pygmy 

1. n. Mythological runt version of the human being thriving prior to the time of christ in the Middle east and areas of North Africa especially associated with Egypt 2.n. undersized overly angry constantly menstrating rat bastard excuse for a modern civilized human being

May be if you ate a bit son you'd be more than just a pygmy.

pygmy by riz January 15, 2004

pygmy 

slang for a small child or infant..

"yo look at that hot momma"
"yea to bad she got a pygmy"
"damn!"

pygmy by mouseinator October 19, 2006

Pygmy 

Generally a short, long-haired youth (male). It is not uncommon to find they have rat-features.
Likes to think that they are musically talented. In reality, they are not as their fingers cannot stretch beyond two strings.

'What's that? Short with long hair? Ah! Pygmy'

Pygmy by Cas January 18, 2004

Pygmy 

A tribe which is native to the forests of Congo.
The adult men of this tribe tend to average less than 152.4 cm (5'0). They also tend to have a small penis.

Look, a Pygmy boy is on the way to college.
He has a Pygmy penis.

Pygmy by Bonganikhimachu January 22, 2023

Pygmy 

A mishearing of the phrase “pick me”

Millennial: “My GenZers, we overheard a teen spilling tea and said that a girl was a ‘pygmy’. What that mean?”
Gen Z: “… do you mean ‘Pick Me’???”

Pygmy by Flutey Tooti April 15, 2023