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Ejaculating all over a women's outer asshole region, then proceeding to sponge up the semen with the ballsack and tip of the penis before rubbing off the cum residue on her eyeballs.
Damn, I pwiffered that chick so badly last night, her eyes turned bright red and she wouldn't stop crying!

She kept looking away from me while we fucked, so I pwiffered her to teach her a lesson!

I accidentally came outside her asshole, so I pwiffered her to clean it up and get it off my cock.
Pwiffer by CR24 August 4, 2009
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acronym for "Procreation with immediate family"
The Smith family loves their siblings, therefore they must be PWIFers
PWIFers by GayApeRape May 12, 2022
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someone who smokes only the best (Piff) weed.
That dudes a straight piffer
Piffer by clocc April 25, 2009
A person who sits in a bathtub, farts, then bites at the bubbles.
Chris's breath smells like shit because he's a piffer.
piffer by Anthony April 4, 2005
When you slyly lick the tip of your thumb and gently "flick a woman's bean"
Mike and Alice were messing around on the couch. Mike decided to steal 3rd base and give her a little piffer.
piffer by JamesBradshsw November 13, 2015
Piffery is another way of saying piff or haze. These words are all talking about haze only, no other type of weed is included. Sucker ass motherfuckers try to talk about any bangin' chronic with words like "piff", but that shit is only for HAZE.
"You got that piffery?"
piffery by Brooklyn Assassin August 22, 2006
A cracker that ain't got no niggas as friends
A white church is full of peiffers
peiffer by Dski June 10, 2011
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