Pwrker

If your IGN is pwrker you are nothing but a loser, failure and a virgin. The last time you have touched a woman was when you were in your mom's vagina. If your IGN is pwrker just go fucking jump off or some shit

John: Hey look its pwrker
Matilda: Who is pwrker?
John: He is ranked as the #1 virgin in the book of virginity

by PwrkerHater July 7, 2022

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Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

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parkersnowing

When you have a huge hard-on for a girl, but when you tell her you true feelings, she admits that she thought you were gay the whole time.

"Holy shit where is Cyrus? he was supposed to be here"
"oh hes parkersnowing a girl, but she doesn't think hes gay yet"

by 420pac September 11, 2014

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Peter Parker

Teen who turned to dust in the planet Titan.

-TITAN-

Peter Parker: I don't feel so good. Mr. Stark, what's happening? *stumbles into Tony's arms*

Tony Stank: You're alright kid, you're alright.

Peter Parker: I don't wanna go, sir. Please, I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

Tony Stank: * lays Peter down*

Peter Parker: I'm sorry. *turns to dust*

by This.Bitch.Empty.Yeet January 26, 2019

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Parker Square

Originating from the youtube account Numberphile, Doing a parker square means that you have attempt to do something but didn't quite achieve accomplishing it.

Matt: Hey Brady, I solved this sodoku puzzle !
Brady: You repeat numbers in all the columns and rows.
Matt: It still sort of counts.
Brady: Face it Matt, this is a parker square sudoku.

by "Donald Trump's Hair" Fetish May 26, 2016

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