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Pitseleh
A song by Elliott Smith not so much about unrequited love, but about being loved by someone who loves you, but knowing they’re only in love with who they think you are. And that you can only ever fail them and hurt them. Even though you love them so truly that you don’t want to hurt them, even if that means you cannot be with them. But you still hurt them, just by being what you are, and by being lucky/unlucky enough to know them, and you’re hurt too. Maybe more deeply than you can handle. And all this you keep to yourself, because how could you ever tell them? How could you ever let them know who you really are?
Elliott Smith rarely played Pitseleh in concert, often dismissing it as too much of a “lyrics based song” when it was requested, though some have speculated that it was a rare example of a song too special or personal for him to be performed like his others.
Pitseleh by Notanelphant June 23, 2019
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death pits
As COVID-19 spreads, a term now colloquially used to describe US nursing homes and long-term care facilities.
One of America’s dirtiest little secrets is its elder care practices and its death pits, widely present in all states across the nation.
death pits by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020
Pitsen
Noun. Singular/plural. A canine of "Pit Bull" origin or pedigree. "Pitsen type dogs" include, but are not limited to; American Pit Bull Terrier, American Staffordshire Terrier, American Bully, American Bull dog, American Bull Terrier.
Pitsicle
The frozen state of underarm sweat. Most likely caused by summer temperatures and humidity followed by lunch in a Chipotle.
The 115 degree temperature, excessive coffee and laughing lead to pitting out, after which I entered a Chipotle and my pitstains were turned into pitsicles. After leaving the Chipotle, which was maintained at an arctic 34 degrees, my pitsicles were once again pitstains.
Pitsicle by Pitmaster7 August 17, 2010
pitsnogled
To be overwhelmed by an unexpected, unstoppable force.
Reference to Kevin Pitsnogle of the WVU mens basketball team, having come from the ashes to help raise the Mounties to a Elite eight appearance.
Reference to Kevin Pitsnogle of the WVU mens basketball team, having come from the ashes to help raise the Mounties to a Elite eight appearance.
pitsnogled by Rich March 28, 2005
Gorilla Pits
I couldn't wait to suck on Brenda's big ole titties but when she took her top off she had gorilla pits.
Gorilla Pits by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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