Pifter

1.) a person very much askew, most likely a hipster , douche bag , dickhead or frat boy ; overly ironic and parody of one's self image.

2.) absolute asshole.

check out this pifter in the skinny jeans and loafers

by I am the Squid December 10, 2010

Pifter

A person That Speaks A load of shite but when Caught will say sorry and beg for mercy

A shitebag

Ahaha look at that wee pifter aha

by FlamAngoFromFlamangoYoutube May 18, 2020

Pinterict

One who spends WAY too much time on Pinterest, a site that ultimately is a duplication of any other social networking site, only limited to mass photo sharing and helping closet narcissists.

If you are reading this, then you are probably not a Pinterict, as you are not zoning off on a Pinterest screen.

Why are you tired Nicole?
-Oh I'm a recovering Pinterict and I just relapsed :(

Hey man have you heard from Sarah?
-Nah no one's seen her; she's turned into a total Pinterict.

by SEP1989RAW February 7, 2013

mentally ill pinterest

a mentally ill community that loves mentally ill facebook memes on pinterest.

"i am looking at mentally ill pinterest memes."
"i am on the mentally ill side of pinterest. wbu?"

by depression is my soulmate June 1, 2021

Pitter Patter

Pitter patter is the first part to a saying (pitter patter, let's get at er). It basically means "let's go". This saying is used a lot in the tv show Letterkenny.

Friend 1: You wanna get hammered
Friend 2: Sure
Friend 1: Well, Pitter Patter
Friend 2: Let's get at 'er!

by Mr Muffins June 11, 2020

sneaky pinters

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.

"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"

by pissartist October 19, 2019

ten pinter

Ten pinter or whatever comes before ten, E.G. an eight pinter or six or five pinter. Is used to decribe how many pints of beer you would need to drink to have sex with a woman. If she,s really monsterous and hugely fat and nasty then she would probably qualify for being a ten pinter. A five pinter might be just plain with goofy teeth and a double chin or saggy tits and amaciated legs.

Fucking hell mate, look a that ugly fat slob of lard. She,s a ten pinter ( ten pints of beer) i reckon.

by Yo Bubba November 9, 2007