PIFTY

Ban from all of the following simultaneously: PayPal, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube.

“ ah man, Gavin McInnes totally got ‘PIFTY’ed, now how am I supposed to laugh at his jokes”

by Dashman0111 June 25, 2020

pifty

an asshole, usally associated with men/women with huge ass holes, so big it gives evidence of hard anal.

' man she's a pifty'

by dhdndhhd April 2, 2017

pifty

very cool, drip, swag, impressive, note-worthy.

yo hes so pifty

by Albert Houston July 29, 2023

Pity puff

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

Piffy On A Rock Bun

A colloquial term in and around the Manchester area of England, meaning to be kept hanging around or waiting unneccessarily.

I was in a shop and the assistant was away from the counter and I was stood waiting like piffy on a rock bun

by HowfenJames March 13, 2012

Aunt Pittypat

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.

Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.

by GRocco August 21, 2017

pitylingus

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.

Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.

by laughing girl January 5, 2011