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putting on

When you help someone out or bring them to the next level
I'm finna put my niggas on with me that what putting on is
putting on by Kid mesrine October 9, 2016
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Putting on my joker face 

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker
woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face

putting on the lipstick

The special occasion when one menstruating beaver eater scissors with a non-menstruating kitty puncher leaving a nice red gloss on her meat curtains.
Desiree: I'm home early!
Brittany: Already?
Desiree: I'm horny as fuck, and flowing heavy! You feel like putting on the lipstick?
Brittany: Oh my god! I love feeling your crimson hot sauce on my rat bologna!
Desiree: I've got the shoehorn in case of hydro-lock!

putting on the ritz 

to dress up fashionabley and to get buck, go crazy. Everything goes.
(on the phone)
Ashley: Hey girlll, cant wait to see you!!! In four days we will be putting on the ritz!
Jocelyn: Yeah, it's going to be bangin. Miss you.

Putting On A Clinic

1) To excel competitively in an area or sport of some sort. Especially in convincing fashion. Also, going so far as to to rub it in the face of opposition that they are being completely out played.

2) To completely embarass an opponent in competition. As if you are using your skill to punish, and not being humble at all.
Quincy: Damn Smalls. You really don't give a fuck who girl you taking anymore!
John: Ha yeah Tune I'm putting on a clinic in taking other niggas bitches.
Putting On A Clinic by King Quincy November 22, 2011

Putting on the Dog 

To act more sophisticated, affluent, or of greater importance than one really is.
Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.

Putting on the Sheen 

Major 3 day blowout party action and preparation with all the necessary supplies, in keeping with our namesake Charlie.
The guys in 3C are putting on the Sheen tonight! Did you see all the booze they just took up? Booze?? What about those women! Holy Crap!!
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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