Puttie

Silly person that only guesses the answer in competition. Never achieves anything worth while.
A real Dutchie.

The answer is always C. - Puttie

by 23456789dfghj October 25, 2008

Puttie knob

Flaccid penis.

When my mate is on drugs and he goes to a knocking shop but cant get it up.

by Savak Limbuwala September 18, 2003

Meat Pattie

A butchers wife.

"How did the butcher introduce his wife?" "Meat Pattie."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Hairy meat patties

Hairy meat patties are collage sorority girls with hairy wore out vaginas. They may have been stuffed with shampoo bottles. Or possibly a large scholng or fist.

Damn Sean Nicole has hairy meat patties bigger than Kristys.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

sappy putting

Very poor putting, when you can't make a putt from beyond 5 feet. Named after Ernie Els, for his SAP hat, and his poor putting.

Tom Watson's sappy putting cost him the 2009 Open Championship.

by Sajak August 10, 2012

Potty putter

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.

Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"

by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013

Putting a hat on a hat

An unnecessary addition to something that was previously working without it--like putting a hat on top of another hat. In comedy, this is used when placing two funny things too close to each other so that they distract from each other.

Bob told a joke on top of another joke. I warned him he was putting a hat on a hat.

by A1988 October 19, 2020