The inferior vampire archetype created by Stephanie Meyer in the Twilight series. Instead of bursting into flames and dying like a
REAL vampire when stepping out into the sun, they just glisten like a giant
pussy.
Coupled with questionably "good" looks and faggoty, cliche one-liners, these
bottom dwelling fantasy creatures are often sought after by tweens.
Tween: O-M-G! Edward is such a HOT
vampire!!
Older Brother: Edward Cullen is a total pussypire. If you want
REAL vampires, go check out Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with the
Vampire.