Pussy-woke

Pussy-woke
N. To spew profound and enlightening concepts in order to appear woke so that a female will give up her vagina as an offering to the cause.
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Adj. Describing a dude that becomes woke when hot females enter the area

Noun- “He is so good at acting like he is woke and getting all the hot girls to sleep with him He is definitely pussy-woke.”

Adj. He doesn’t give a shit about the cause, but he can sure make all the females climb into his bed with his profound bullshit. He is one pussy-woke dude.

Pussy-woke by Yellow card November 8, 2021

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Woke pussy

A woke liberal feminist who thinks her pussy was created for anything but sex with a man

I tried to fuck Phoebe but she yelled that her pussy was off limits and only for showing on the Internet. She has woke pussy!

Woke pussy by Brasshouse June 17, 2022

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Pussywoke

Using your vagina to whip a dude into a woke pussy.

Prince Harry used to be an alright dude, until Megan Markle came along and Pussywoked his ass.

Pussywoke by RobK March 2, 2024

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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