When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the muffin is firm, yet still moist.
Dan: My, Lyndsey, those were some fantastic pussy muffins you made this morning.
Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.
Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.
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(Noun)
muhf-in-poos
A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.
That's the dirty meaning at least...
muhf-in-poos
A gender-neutral phrase referring to a favourite hole/orifice, on one's own body and if active, particularly where you get the most sexual pleasure, either from yourself or a partner.
That's the dirty meaning at least...
Jessie: Hey James, wanna mess around later?
James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!
James: Heck yeah, I wanna munch on your Muffin Puss all night!
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2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.
2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.
Guy 1- You know that tanner kid?!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!
Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!
Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!
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man: "hey babe this awsome Pussymuffin just fell out of your vagina"
women: "oh dear, thats the second time today.."
women: "oh dear, thats the second time today.."
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