Pussymuffin

When your fisting your girlfriend and suddenly a muffin falls out of her vagina. warning: do not eat!!

man: "hey babe this awsome Pussymuffin just fell out of your vagina"
women: "oh dear, thats the second time today.."

Pussymuffin by EPiC Karr0t January 6, 2011

Pussmuffin 

1)A person who is known as a general panzy, douche, tool, or anything of the sort.; Someone widely considered as a douche

2)A highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry muffin and topping it with the vaginal excrete taken from a woman before sex.

Guy 1- You know that tanner kid?!
Gut 2-Yeah man, he's a total pussmuffin. he totaly got his ass kicked friday!

Guy 1- Why the hell are you so happy?!
Guy 2- I just ate the best pussmuffin EVER man.
Guy 1- I'm Jealous!
Guy 2- You should be!

Pussmuffin by idfkwhattoputhere! November 17, 2010

pussysurfing

Has the same basic meaning as dickriding (when a person is always being a follower towards another person/when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person) but the target is women.

Ken is always pussysurfing on Mia tryna make her think he the best man.

pussysurfing by almiko February 24, 2022

pussy muffin 

When a girl mixes up muffin batter, and funnels it in with her pussy in the air. She then proceeds to take a hair dryer and hold it on her vag until the muffin is firm, yet still moist.

Dan: My, Lyndsey, those were some fantastic pussy muffins you made this morning.

Nick: I agree, and the cylindrical shape makes them easy to carry for an on-the-go treat.

pussy muffin by nv1990 June 7, 2009

pissmuffin 

a word used when attempting to insult someone, even though there are really no hard feelings

Why did you eat my brownie you pissmuffin?!

pissmuffin by Kala May 31, 2004