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Sour anal pussy 

Sour anal pussy is a contempt feeling that extorts your personal urge to rejects a nasty coochie booty respectfully, taking sour candy and rubbing it on the couch so that the flavor does not taste as bad
Steven- why don't you wash your ass you nazty bitch you smell like fish

Carmen- go fuck yourself

Steven- its okay baby let's rub the geli beili pet rat goomie candiiiie on dah cooch

Carmen- bet I haven't showered in 2 weeks thats gonna be extra spicy but it will be some nice sour anal pussy.
Sour anal pussy by Carmenisaqueer December 4, 2021

Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster 

A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."

anal puss bubble 

A zit or abscess like feature which calls the crack of ones ass home. Caused by warmth , sweat & ass grease leaking from a dry rotted sphincter O ring. Usually with a barb wire like ingrown hair sprouting .
Riding my pet camel in mesa Az in July is no fun with a angry anal puss bubble being rubbed raw & those damn dingleberrys ain't helping
anal puss bubble by Han $olo May 11, 2018

Anal Puss 

When you are fingering a chic and you have to stop and look to make sure you are in the right hole.
I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)
Anal Puss by theCraw2 August 25, 2009

ANAL PUSS 

Puss that drip from ones anus, after being fisted.
Her ass dripped puss, after being fisted by the group of men. Boy look at that anal puss leaking from her ass!
ANAL PUSS by ptx May 17, 2006

Pussynality 

When A guy is in it just for the pussy nothing else
Deion: Dude why are you with Emma she’s a total bitch

Matt: I’m just in it for the pussynality
Pussynality by deman12344 October 23, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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