I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)
by theCraw2 August 25, 2009
Get the Anal Pussmug. Morbidly Obese
If you are 100 lbs over your ideal body weight. Have a Body Mass Index (BMI) of over 40. Or in other words are "rather large!"
If you are 100 lbs over your ideal body weight. Have a Body Mass Index (BMI) of over 40. Or in other words are "rather large!"
by TheCraw2 September 21, 2009
Get the MOmug. This is the ultimate prank to play on a male friend, who in his mind believes he is God’s gift to women or considers himself "Don Juan". The goal is to introduce your male friend to hot girl, one you know he will be interested in seducing. The girl has to be in on the prank. Once the introduction is made and the two go off to fool around the bait is set. The goal is for the girl to NOT sleep with the male friend but to definitely get him very interested in seeing her again. Then YOU the friend can begin the prank. You have to call your guy friend "Don Juan" and tell him you were over at your girls house who you set him up with and you saw on her computer a collage of pictures and love letter type stuff on her computer that are all about "Don Juan" essentially letting him know she is very obsessed with him and has pictures of him all over her apartment. You can even tell him that she has a picture of him as the background on her cell phone. The bottom line is to make your guy friend "Don Juan" believe that the girl is a little crazy and more importantly is stalking him. The beautiful thing about this prank is you can allow it to continue for 1 day or 30 days, just as long as "Don Juan" doesn't get too disturbed by the situation. The minute you think he really does believe she is stalking him and is completely in love, is when you call him up to tell him about the prank. At which point "Don Juan" feels like a douche and finally does realize he really isn't God’s gift to women!
Hey man you remember that hot girl Noelle from the other night? "yeah I remember her" Well I used her to do the "Reverse Don Juan" on our friend Cody. He totally believes that she is stalking him right now and he will not even come over to the house for dinner cause he is afraid she will be there too. I told him it's not that big of a deal but he was like hells no! I guess I am going to have to call him up and tell him what the real story is regarding her, cause you know he was totally down with her prior to the "Reverse Don Juan" being set. "sweet I want to be in the room when you tell him, I can wait to see his face!!!" I bet he tries to take her out again once he realizes it was a prank, cause now he knows she is hot and down for games!
by TheCraw2 September 11, 2009
Get the Reverse Don Juanmug. Everyone was relaxing at the house party the other night until Lisa started freaking out - she was having another BPM!
by TheCraw2 October 04, 2009
Get the BPMmug. When someone, typically a chick, is upset about something small therefore causing the chick to freak out and act like a child over something small and of no consequence. The freak out episode normally lasts only for a few minutes - thus a BiPolar Moment
We were all at the house playing charades having a fun time. It was Lisa's turn to act out a phrase and again she couldn't seem to get anyone on her team to guess the phrase, time expired and Lisa stood up threw her full glass of wine on the wall. We all felt bad for her boyfriend Marshall, who just sat there shaking his head apologizing for her tantrum, he was trying to blame it on the alcohol, but we all knew the truth. This crazy chick was having a BiPolar Moment.
by TheCraw2 September 13, 2009
Get the BiPolar Momentmug. The art of ramming the mouth end of a liquor bottle into the ass granted the liquor bottle has to be half empty. When the bottle is yanked out of the ass with thrust it causes the "Anal Rain Dance!"
Christen had both elbows on the table, when he rammed the half empty bottle of whiskey in her ass. When he yanked the bottle out with a mighty pull it initiated the Anal Rain Dance.
by TheCraw2 September 23, 2009
Get the Anal Rain Dancemug. Last night I was out with my father. A woman walked by, she has a hot body, but one hell of an ugly face. My father stopped and stared for a minute, and then said to me: nice legs, Shame About The Face!'"
by TheCraw2 October 12, 2009
Get the Shame About The Facemug.