BPM

Bi Polar Moment

Everyone was relaxing at the house party the other night until Lisa started freaking out - she was having another BPM!

by TheCraw2 October 04, 2009

BiPolar Moment

When someone, typically a chick, is upset about something small therefore causing the chick to freak out and act like a child over something small and of no consequence. The freak out episode normally lasts only for a few minutes - thus a BiPolar Moment

We were all at the house playing charades having a fun time. It was Lisa's turn to act out a phrase and again she couldn't seem to get anyone on her team to guess the phrase, time expired and Lisa stood up threw her full glass of wine on the wall. We all felt bad for her boyfriend Marshall, who just sat there shaking his head apologizing for her tantrum, he was trying to blame it on the alcohol, but we all knew the truth. This crazy chick was having a BiPolar Moment.

by TheCraw2 September 13, 2009

Sodomania

The act of performing Sodomy for an extended period of time.

Last night while enjoying a booty call at Noelle's, I realized she was one of those girls who liked it in the ass for an extended period of time. I must of been in her ass for over an hour. When I got to work the next day I told Matt, my coworker, of my incredible night of Sodomania!

by TheCraw2 October 09, 2009

Shame About The Face

Ugly face

Last night I was out with my father. A woman walked by, she has a hot body, but one hell of an ugly face. My father stopped and stared for a minute, and then said to me: nice legs, Shame About The Face!'"

by TheCraw2 October 12, 2009

Anal Puss

When you are fingering a chic and you have to stop and look to make sure you are in the right hole.

I just hooked up with this hottie last night, I was rather drunk and had to stop and check to make sure I was actually fingering her pussy cause it was so tight. I proclaimed to my friends the next day that she had Certified "Anal Puss" or (CAP)

by theCraw2 August 25, 2009

Anal Rain Dance

The art of ramming the mouth end of a liquor bottle into the ass granted the liquor bottle has to be half empty. When the bottle is yanked out of the ass with thrust it causes the "Anal Rain Dance!"

Christen had both elbows on the table, when he rammed the half empty bottle of whiskey in her ass. When he yanked the bottle out with a mighty pull it initiated the Anal Rain Dance.

by TheCraw2 September 23, 2009

MO

Morbidly Obese

If you are 100 lbs over your ideal body weight. Have a Body Mass Index (BMI) of over 40. Or in other words are "rather large!"

They really shouldn't have "all you can eat" places! Too much of a MO hangout.

by TheCraw2 September 21, 2009