Pussy Monkey

When your girl has a hairy pussy like a monkey

She got a whole jungle with pussy monkeys

by Jojo cya bitch March 10, 2020

Pussy Monkey

When a female is attracted to a vertically endowed male

He was so fine and tall I wanted to climb him like a pussy monkey

by colderthaniceland April 7, 2023

Monkey Pussy

The act of tucking one's shaft and balls down between their legs, then mooning someone.

That fucking faggot Jason, gave us a Monkey Pussy.

by King January 22, 2004

monkey pussy

The act of tucking the shaft and ball between the legs and mooning plus pulling the cheeks apart.

Dude if J's member wasn't so massive his monkey pussy would not be nearly as funny

by jason January 26, 2004

Monkey Wrench Pussy

A Woman With A Tight Pussy That Can Contract her kagle Muscles On Command While Having Sex, And Not During Orgasms Which Is Continuous!!!!

1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs

2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!

by YungSavage8732 November 20, 2010

Pussy Money Swedes

The absolute coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking.

"Dude, Pussy Money Swedes is the coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking. Guys want to be him and girls want to be his gf. I heard Abraham Lincoln once dreamed of him."

by Pussy_Money_Swedes March 17, 2015

Pussy Money

referring to currency intended for purchase of services rendered by the pussy and/or vagina. Currency does not have to be intended to directly pay for the pussy, but could rather be used for drinks and other services provided to obtain the pussy.

I just got paid and about half of that is going toward pussy money.

by SoCal - Rock August 11, 2010