Putzmeister

1. Machine for covering up the military-industrial complex fuck ups (like meltdowns of Chernobyl or Tepco's Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear complex with millions of tons of boron, sand, and concrete, in the hopes that, once out of sight (like the oil above the water in the BP Gulf of Mexico spill), nuclear terror will dissipate, and the public will go back to watching reality television.

2. A sensible person who puts putzes (like screw up executives who only think of having eight hours of back up battery life for the water cooling pumps) in their place, and makes them accountable legally and financially. Alas, the Putzmeister may be mythical. When was the last time that nuclear power executives were held accountable for poisoning the soil, water, air, plants, cows, or people?

The US is sending the Putzmeister that is being used to blend 32 tons of plutonium with Uranium as an "atoms for peace" initiative to Japan. It will be "too hot to handle" and will stay in Japan after burying the Fukushima reactor.

by Putzmeister Prime April 18, 2011

Pussmeister

Used when someone is being a pussy or a scaredy-cat. When someone won’t do something considered to be “frightening” because they are scared of it.

Look at that pussmeister; shes too scared to go on the rollercoaster, so instead shes playing Roblox and eating Cheetos on the bench. Now we have to get her a shirt that says “I’m the pussmeister of the day.”

by Tina The Badussy Slammer July 26, 2023

pukemeister

One who pukes on a weekly basis. No matter how much one has had to drink or smoke they will puke on a consistant basis. A pukemeister will puke almost all the time for any occassion. If the pukemeister does not puke on the same night he drinks he will puke all morning the next morning for around 5 hours.

Steve, Steve, Steve, and Steve the Pukemeister

by Cuido March 29, 2009