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A clueless douchebag; an asshole who just can't be taken seriously.

(Correct pronunciation: pooze-cock.)
Mike: "Did you hear Joe talking about how he's making a videoblog to protest the war in Iraq?"
Adam: "Man, that kid is such a puscock."
puscock by Ethnic Cleansing November 22, 2007

Puss Cock 

A puss cock is the small, very sensitive erectile organ of a female found at the top of the vagina under a hood of skin. Also known as a clitoris, a puss cock is very similar to a penis in shape and sensitivity. The main difference is it is located on a female in her puss, but looks like a cock. Therefore it is a puss cock.
Josh: dude i saw this one girl with a huge puss cock... it was bigger than my dick!
Puss Cock by BarnacleBill September 25, 2010

pussycock 

Refers to a significantly small penis. So small it may even be mistaken for a clitoris.

Can also be used as an insult toward any cheap whining bastard that pisses you off when you hear their squealing voice or see their ugly face full of acne scars.

Can also be used during sex when you and your partner are finished but too tired to "pull out". You both have made a "pussycock".
1. Wow bro, how does your girl even sit on that pussycock of yours.

2. STFU you fkin pussycock.

3. Babe you done?...Ya, you?...Ya...Want to quit pussycockin'?..Nah Lets pussycock for a bit more.
pussycock by Mickdick June 11, 2012

pussrocket 

psssssshhhewwww

woah was that a queeff or a pussrocket?
pussrocket by geoffisawesome April 22, 2008

Pussycock 

an insult calling u a transvestite or one that is not of known gender.
Your a little pussycock!
Pussycock by Russell Longgrear March 30, 2008
Half pussy,half cock. A hybrid sex organ comprising characteristics of both male and female genitalia.
Dude, I saw this transvestite walking down the street with it's pussock hanging out! Now that was an image that could scar a man for life!
Pussock by Klavust July 3, 2012
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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