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Pusito

Pete gives pusitos to his friends every night before bed
by clockit1223 November 7, 2025
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Positoovity

What's this? You giving up so soon? You gotta have a little gumption. Yeah!

A can-do kinda attitude. Take it from a gull who knows
Now look at me
You see this face
In terms of beauty I'm a basket case
And as for style and savoir faire
Well I guess there ain’t

A whole lot there
Yup, although perhaps
It makes no sense
I strut my stuff

With lots of confidence
Cause though I lack
And awful lot
There is one thing I got!
I got positoovity!
I got positoovity!
It gives me the zam
And the zow
And the yaddle laddle laddle
That’s why I walk
With a wiggle in my waddle
Cause once you’ve heard that word
There aint nothing you can do
So let that positoovity
Work for you
Course there is in the dictionary right between popsuckle and prehysterical.

Believe you me I seen it work miracles!
Now he's a shmoe
And he's a shlep
And this one doesn’t
got the sharpest rep
In fact all three
without a doubt
missed the day that brains
were handed out
We got positricity!
We got poositivity!
Just try it out, come on!
And the yippee-dip-doodle
That’s why we sounds
Like there's knowledge

In our noodle
And once you learned that word
There ain’t nothing you can do
I got positoovity!
by Coolguy = Chris February 9, 2018
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pushito

Put a pushito of salt on the food
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pupito

Come here, pupito!
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pusstomach

A mixture of stomach and pussy
Kangaroo pouch, phanny pack
She had them tights on and all u saw was pusstomach
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pusstosous

What someone is when they think they are hurt a whole lot worse than they really are. They may not even be hurt but act like they are. Common term used for football players to make them tougher.

Clinical word for pussy
Jeff: Wow! Did you hear Shane missed work for a week after he cut his finger on that piece of paper?Keith: Looks like Shane has a case of Pusstosous. Stan: If Shane had taken one of those PINK pills; it will heal you right up.

Larry got hit in the side with the football and left the game. Larry couldn't just suck it up and take it. Larry has extreme Pussotosous.
by El Ray Sundrop May 20, 2016
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pusitis

Pusitis is a term that is used to define athletic underachievement which is usually accompanied by a halt in training. Pusitis is a somewhat serious condition and does not currently have a vaccine, although the leading scientists are working hard to create one. Competitive athletes such as runners, cyclists, and swimmers are susceptible to pusitis. However, those with the biggest concern should be triathletes, as they combine all three sports. Pusitis may be contracted in various ways. History has shown that sore legs, common cold, and broken bike parts are the most common cause of pusitis.
Example 1:
Brenden: Eh I got a cold eh. I will be sick for 2 days, but I might as well just take 4 weeks off.
Ethan: Sounds like you have a case of pusitis.
Brenden: Eh pusitis eh.

Example 2:
Brenden: Eh I broke the shifter on my bike eh. I can't train for a few weeks until it gets fixed.
Ethan: Pusitis in full swing again.
Brenden: Eh not my fault eh
by JuanPelota May 1, 2011
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