Pusication 

The feeling of getting 12 kittens in your house and let them eat you alive.

Man I should try that pusication so that I can be happy within the world.

Pusication by Thatguyoverthebathroomstall August 13, 2018

First Publication Excitement 

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)

A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!

First Publication Excitement by I copy-pasted pseudonym June 14, 2011

Pubrication 

The development of new bodily secretions by boys during the onset of puberty. These may include fluids from the axillae, feet and groin.

My 14 year old son's feet really smell now because he is going through pubrication.

Pubrication by Fournonblondes November 26, 2010

postcation 

the day after your actual vacation

Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!

postcation by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010

penetration publications 

The best erotic story publisher around.

Reader- "Woah! Penetration Publications sure is rad! I found them at penetrationpublications.weebly.com

penetration publications by The_Penetrator April 9, 2014

Merion Publications 

Also known as Merion Publications or Merion DOESN'T Matter. A joke of an employer who offers benefits but lacks a solid pay scale. I wouldnt' recommend working here.

Mary works at Merion Matters or Merion Publications but only because she doesn't know any better.

Merion Publications by ohyeahhhhhhhhhhhhh0201 March 7, 2010

puspiration 

{noun} Pronunciation: \\PEUSS•pih•RAY•shin\\ (1) vaginal moisture, (2) clever amalgamation of the words "pussy" and "perspiration," or sweat, (3) is it hot in here or is it your MOM??

"This muggy jungle weather! My panties are simply DRIPPING WET with puspiration," proclaimed a sweating Sweetpetia.

puspiration by SweetPete SweetPete June 25, 2008