Pestication 

An annoying person. To pesticate.

You are such a pestication when you won't let that subject go.

Pestication by Spooky28 June 27, 2012

postcation 

the day after your actual vacation

Dude, I'm so bummed to be back from my trip that I can't work today. I need a postcation day!

postcation by Tasha_OC March 15, 2010

nestication 

Slang term for a grossly overzealous public display of affection between two people, or a PDA. Conjugations: (to) nesticate, (they are) nesticating, (they have) nesticated, (they are acting) nesticatorially.

You two! No nesticating in the band closet!

Nestication is forbidden at this party.

nestication by Disgusted Citizen May 1, 2008

peestipation 

Similar to constipation except instead of not being able to pee, you just dont want to.

Person one: "Oh man I really have to pee."
Person two:" Well then go pee."
Person one:" But I'm to comfortable to pee!"
Person two:" Oh, you didn't tell me you had peestipation."

peestipation by cleverness April 19, 2009

perfication 

The act of leaking out of your anus after passing gas.

"Dude! I just perficated all up in my pants!"

perfication by Doughty July 20, 2004

postcation 

A portmanteau of "post" and "vacation". In message boards and forums, when a person or group of people who had been posting in a particular thread quite a lot suddenly or slowly stop posting for a period of time, usually with no explanation. During postcations, threadjacking may occur, but is usually crushed by forum moderators.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Hey, I haven't seen MeatMuncher521 in this thread for a while.

NotaNEWb: Oh, yeah, he and ShadowXcool are on postcations.

xxxKewlGai1132xxx: Awesome! Threadjackin' time!

postcation by Aruscio August 24, 2010

pestration 

PESTRATION

Pronounced

Pest-ray-shun

verb :
when any female continues to:

interrupt, nag, direct, boss, bitch, whine, complain, order, or any other form of annoyance causing distraction during gaming hours*. The only acceptable exception is in order to receive sexual favors from the female pestrator.

* gaming hours:

Any and all times while an electronic device is in utilization by a male. Especially, during times the male feels the uncontrollable barbaric urge to "kill some mother effer's on Xbox" or any other brand gaming console, handheld electronic device, or Arcade equipment.

**Hours may and will vary:

These are to include the

scheduling of availability for other slothful behaviors. Such as, consumption of food or other sustenance, relieving of one's self and sleeping. Also to include the level or degree of pestration achieved by the pestrator female.

The pestration I constantly endure from my girlfriend makes me feel like strangling myself.

I've never been so pestrated.

Pestration will be the death of her.

pestration by Twilight Lowe July 13, 2018