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Pushing poo 

Old geezer: So how was your first day cleaning the bathrooms at Swallow's gay bar?

Cleaner: It was vile!! but pretty funny...... OMG those cubicles were something else!! There was cum, blood, and lube all over the tiles. Numerous rubber johnnys everywhere, some of them were coated in diarrhea. There were lube bottles, wrappers, fag butts and ashes scattered around, and all those needles I found in the bin. The place was a fuckin mess bruv. Oh, and you'll never guess who I saw.

Old geezer: Tell me..

Cleaner: Auntie Lee was there, I saw him in the cleaning room, naked and getting rimmed by some fat bloke. He was crying his eyes out whilst telling the man how much he loves him.

Old geezer: (Laughs) You'll see worse than that the longer you work there son. I know jobs are scarce nowadays but I did warn you about working in those kind of places. Just don't drop your marigolds when cleaning the toilets and if you do leave em for fuck's sake!!! Just like prison, those dirty queers just love pouncing on and pushing poo.

Cleaner: Shit!! I'll remember that.
Pushing poo by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 2, 2019

Poo Pushing 

To push ones poo back up inside ones anus by the insertion of another mans Penis

This can also include the insertion of: a Cucmber, a bottle, a hamster, an orange or Baseball Bat!?!?

"ohh god im suffering from constipation again!"

"Well you better stop Poo Pushing then, you Queen"
Poo Pushing by TFCL-Tom January 27, 2009

Poo Pushing Sextravaganza

A great Poogrind band! With songs singing about pooing and other things of similar taste.
Have you heard Poo Pushing Sextravaganza's latest song? It's called Donkeypunched by the Disabled

Pushing Pooh 

Similar to Pushing P but Pushing Pooh means you're a nigga who simply don't care and you wear Ski Mask's
You ain't pushing Pooh if you ain't about that life
Pushing Pooh by Ppai March 17, 2022

Pushing Pooh 

Named after pushing P Pushing P means you're about that life no matter what and you're about that Ski Mask life

Pushing Pooh Cuzzo
Aye man you ain't Pushing Pooh
Wym?
You a bitch ass nigga who ain't about that Pooh life
Pushing Pooh by Ppai March 17, 2022

Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal

A cute alliterative name for the butthole. The first part "poop pushing" coming from what the anus was made to do, the second part, "penis pleasing", coming from what we sometimes make it do. Hey.. don't knock it till you've tried it!
I fell asleep in the Chim Chim Chatroom and when I woke up my Poop Pushing Penis Pleasing Portal was sore, and I smelled of baby oil.

Poop Pushing 

Anal Sex, Butthump, Going in the Back Door, etc.
When you fuck a girl in the butthole is poop pushing
Poop Pushing by THorNE636 February 7, 2010
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