purton

Large village of in-breds. Often marry out of the village into cricklade.

"You live in Purton? Do you have webbed feet?"

purton by Bob2977 May 22, 2008

Purton

A male or female that is known for stringing along more than one person at once and doesnt care about the feelings involved.

Girl: I totally got played the other week, all he wanted was sex

Boy: Awwh that sucks, i told you he was a purton though

Girl: Yehh people like that are not to be trusted.

Purton by eatingskittles January 14, 2011

parton's chowder

Semen on a females chest.

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

parton's chowder by Barry_Kennelworth March 6, 2007

John James Parton 

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

John James Parton by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

Partoned 

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.

That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.

Partoned by Ytuoms June 30, 2018

Parton 

To publicly embarrass yourself on social media

Oh no, you’ve had a Parton there.

Parton by Randy2412 April 29, 2019

puronalover 

Puronalover has the best content on tiktok and is very beautiful

Did you hear Puronalover was voted the best tiktoker

puronalover by Smol.shinji.fanpage June 5, 2021