purton

Large village of in-breds. Often marry out of the village into cricklade.

"You live in Purton? Do you have webbed feet?"

by Bob2977 May 22, 2008

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Purton

A male or female that is known for stringing along more than one person at once and doesnt care about the feelings involved.

Girl: I totally got played the other week, all he wanted was sex

Boy: Awwh that sucks, i told you he was a purton though

Girl: Yehh people like that are not to be trusted.

by eatingskittles January 14, 2011

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parton's chowder

Semen on a females chest.

"After a good titty fucking, Amanda was left with a nice deposit of parton's chowder.

by Barry_Kennelworth March 6, 2007

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A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

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Partoned

After the Country and Western singer Dolly Parton, who famously said "It costs a lot of money to look this cheap", when asked about her appearance. Therefore something which has been Partoned has had a lot of money spent on it and the end result looks rubbish. Particularly house/interior renovations, but also applicable in other contexts.

That house has been Partoned out of all recognition.

That's one Partoned car, mate.

His girlfriend? Looks like she's been Partoned.

by Ytuoms June 30, 2018

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