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When a puppy is so cute, it produces a physical trembling and severe increase in serotonin levels in the brain resulting in a holistic feeling similar to that of an orgasm.
That new puppy, Carrol, is so damn cuddly that when I pet her I get a puppygasm!

"Hey Andrew is that your new puppy"
"Yeah, you want to pet her?"
"YES!.....(30 seconds after petting)
Holy Shit this puppy is so damn cute, I think I just had a puppygasm!"
Puppygasm by Carrolus November 20, 2009
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puppygate 

Puppygate, also know as the GD Snow situation, was an exposal of the geometry dash player GD Snow. On January 7th, 2022, popular daily chatter GD Snow was exposed for doing erotic role play with a catfish. Screenshots were leaked on January 7th, showing GD Snow performing erotic role play with a catfish. The screenshots has phrases such as "mommy" and the most infamous, "puppies." The name Puppygate comes from a screenshot where it shows GD Snow calling the catfish's breasts "puppies", possibly showing affection to young animals like dogs. It has not been confirmed or denied GD Snow has a sexual interest to dogs, however the screenshots paint him in such a way. GD Snow admitted to the said catfish he had a "Mommy Fetish", possibly showing he lacked a mother figure. On January 7th, 2022, the news and screenshots were leaked and across discord and geometry dash daily chat, everyone was aware of what Gd Snow said to his catfish. Less than 24 hours since the screenshots had been leaked, GD Snow apologized in many geometry dash profile posts, After some time, many people began to forgive him and not long after the screenshots hit discord and geometry dash, GD Snow was back in daily chat. The term "Puppygate" was not given the official name of the situation with GD Snow until a few months after January 7th. People such as Steeple, TheBoneZone, and Cosmixs were the first to announce what GD Snow had done on January 7th before it became the main situation with GD Snow.
Did you hear about Puppygate? It's worse than Watergate!
Puppygate scared my poodle dude. serious stuff man.

You think Nixon would pull a Puppygate too?
puppygate by Cosmixs July 13, 2022

Pussygasm 

The act of a Pussygasm is when a girl cums on a mans penis.
Oh myyy goddd I just pussygasm'd so hard on you!
Pussygasm by pstylezsourcestatus September 10, 2010

Puppyganda 

When a significant other forces pictures of adorable baby animals in front of you to attempt to convince you that you should also own said animal.
"Look at these adorable dogs! My mom just got a new puppy. -gasp- We should get a new dog!"
"Just stop with all the puppyganda, we have a dog, already.
Puppyganda by Linkamus November 26, 2022

Pussygasm 

When a man experiences an orgasm from anal prostate stimulation alone, without touching his penis. It is the male analog to a g-spot orgasm for females. Though a full-fledged pussygasm is difficult to achieve, it is usually far more intense and "whole body" than a regular penis orgasm.
I hooked up with this guy on Grindr last night. He had a huge dick, like a baby's arm holding an apple. It hit my prostate so good--I had the strongest pussygasm I've ever had. My whole body, literally, trembled. I never touched my penis. I was totally focused on the pleasure he was pounding into me, and my hands were busy digging into his back the whole time. A real pussyboy has only one sex organ--no need for his clit when a real man is fucking his ass.
Pussygasm by TheRealPussyboy June 18, 2017

puppyism 

The common act of purchasing a puppy as a symbolic replacement for a child between a couple in a relationship. Most commonly occurs before marriage when a couple in a relationship seek further means to bind them together without going as far as having a child together.
"I can't believe they want to get a pet together after only dating for half a year", said Jessica.
"Haven't you heard? Puppyism is the best form of birth control. Instead of having a child, they'll just have a dog", replied Nick.
puppyism by NuckRW March 30, 2008

Pussygasm 

Specified orgasm that results only after inserting the penis into the vagina repeatedly
i had a special type of orgasm, since i was fucking her in her pussy, i had a pussygasm
Pussygasm by udntevenknow September 10, 2010