When a puppy is so
cute, it produces a physical trembling and severe increase in serotonin levels in the
brain resulting in a holistic feeling similar to that of an
orgasm.
That new puppy, Carrol, is so damn cuddly that when I pet her I
get a puppygasm!
"Hey Andrew is that your new puppy"
"
Yeah, you want to pet her?"
"YES!.....(30 seconds after petting)
Holy Shit this puppy is so damn
cute, I think I just had a puppygasm!"