When a
puppy is so cute, it produces a physical trembling and severe increase in
serotonin levels in the brain resulting in a holistic feeling similar to that of an
orgasm.
That new
puppy, Carrol, is so damn cuddly that when I pet her I get a puppygasm!
"Hey
Andrew is that your new
puppy"
"Yeah, you want to pet her?"
"YES!.....(30 seconds after petting)
Holy Shit this puppy is so damn cute, I think I just had a puppygasm!"
