(Pronounced Pup-uh-līzd) When your dog has their head resting on any part of your body and you don’t want to move. Also can use for another pet by changing the first half of the word( eg. kittylized)
by Atown843 February 11, 2023
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When you are so hurt that you start feeling numb to any kind of pain and gradually you loose yourself and every word you say, sounds like it came from someone else and you don't feel anything, you search for feelings but their aren't any, when you want to feel something...anything...or sometimes nothing and you know you are paralyzed.
Me : I am paralyzed... I want to feel again.. Something...anything! I want the real me back.
The ghosts in my room : 👀
The ghosts in my room : 👀
by Starr 🌟 September 17, 2020
Get the Paralyzed mug.When your dog lays down with you and it is so comfy that you lose all mobility and will to do anything and end up fallling asleep.
I was gonna clean my room but then rex jumped into my lap and I was puppy paralyzed, so I just took a nap instead.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
I became puppy paralyzed when my dogs jumped onto the couch with me, so I had no other choice but to watch another episode of pawn stars.
by the_cats_pajamas December 29, 2012
Get the Puppy Paralyzed mug.When your intuition and courage got you like the fuck next. An your anxiety be klusterfucked a froze.
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
Get the Practily paralyzed mug.In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009
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-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.
Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"
Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"
Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."
(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)
Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"
by NliquidINraverA February 17, 2009
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