God, I hate that kid. He is such a punk hole.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

Example 1:
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick Stevo fucked last night?"

Guy 2: "No, but I could hear a loud smacking sound while he was fucking her from my room downstairs."
Guy 1: "His room smelled so disgusting in the morning. That chick definitely has a punkhole."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Did you end up nailing that chick from the bar last night? She was all over you."
Guy 2: "Nah, man. We got in a cab to go back to her place but on the ride home she got horny, opened her legs, and started fingering herself."
Guy 1: "That sounds awesome. What's the problem?"
Guy 2: "Well, when she opened her legs, the entire car smelled like rotten fish. I'm pretty sure I saw some crust around the edges too. When we got to her house we let her out of the cab, shut the door behind her, and drove off..."

Guy 1: "Dude, that sounds like one gnarly punkhole."
Guy 2: "Yeah bro, I dodged a bullet."