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Punch-Throat

A game that is sweeping the nation. It is currently the fastest growing sport in America with a 300% growth within the last month. The object of the game is to punch your oponents throat. For full rules check out the official facebook page for punch throat.
Person 1: Bro do you want to play Punch-Throat?
Person 2: Nah, I'm too sore from the last game
by Punch throater June 13, 2010
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Throat Punch Thursday

Day of the week where you get a free pass to punch people in the throat. Not to be confused with #TBT.
Bob is annoying the shit out of me...good thing it's Throat Punch Thursday!
by mbell May 27, 2016
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Roley Poley Throat Punch

When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat
“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”
by roleypoleythroatpunch October 13, 2018
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Fitzy Throat Punch

When you piss off a Fitzgerald or their loved ones and they punch you hard in the throat while screaming "FITZY THROAT PUNCH!"
If Robert keeps harassing my little sister he's gonna get a Fitzy Throat Punch from both of us.
by evansgirl October 20, 2016
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throat punch

rapid, unexpected knucklethrust into larynx of douchebag who is pissing you off. results: subject does horizontal chickendance, pukes,and cannot dial 911.
step a little closer; I cant hear you....Whats for lunch?
THROATPUNCH!!!
by eMyers February 1, 2004
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Navy throat punch

The repeated slamming of a Navy Seaman's member into the mouth and throat of another Navy Seaman.
He refused sex. Therefore his partner resorted to the Navy Throat Punch
by Lotnum July 1, 2016
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egyptian throat punch

An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.
by Bert Voltron December 30, 2010
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