Punch-Throat

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A game that is sweeping the nation. It is currently the fastest growing sport in America with a 300% growth within the last month. The object of the game is to punch your oponents throat. For full rules check out the official facebook page for punch throat.

Person 1: Bro do you want to play Punch-Throat?
Person 2: Nah, I'm too sore from the last game

Punch-Throat by Punch throater June 13, 2010

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Throat Punch Thursday

Day of the week where you get a free pass to punch people in the throat. Not to be confused with #TBT.

Bob is annoying the shit out of me...good thing it's Throat Punch Thursday!

Throat Punch Thursday by mbell May 27, 2016

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Roley Poley Throat Punch

When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat

“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”

Roley Poley Throat Punch by roleypoleythroatpunch October 13, 2018

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Fitzy Throat Punch

When you piss off a Fitzgerald or their loved ones and they punch you hard in the throat while screaming "FITZY THROAT PUNCH!"

If Robert keeps harassing my little sister he's gonna get a Fitzy Throat Punch from both of us.

Fitzy Throat Punch by evansgirl October 20, 2016

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throat punch

rapid, unexpected knucklethrust into larynx of douchebag who is pissing you off. results: subject does horizontal chickendance, pukes,and cannot dial 911.

step a little closer; I cant hear you....Whats for lunch?
THROATPUNCH!!!

throat punch by eMyers February 1, 2004

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Navy throat punch

The repeated slamming of a Navy Seaman's member into the mouth and throat of another Navy Seaman.

He refused sex. Therefore his partner resorted to the Navy Throat Punch

Navy throat punch by Lotnum July 1, 2016

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egyptian throat punch

An egyptian throat punch is a move in the popular exercise program Thundercise. It consists of doing a walk like an egyptian move followed by a punch to the opponent's throat.

Dude! Take him out using an egyptian throat punch!

egyptian throat punch by Bert Voltron December 30, 2010

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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