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throat punch
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rapid,
unexpected
knucklethrust into larynx of
douchebag
who is pissing you off. results: subject does
horizontal
chickendance, pukes,and cannot dial 911.
step a little closer;
I cant
hear you
....
Whats for lunch
?
THROATPUNCH!!!
throat punch
by
eMyers
February 1, 2004
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