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Penando

A lovable racist with an eternal crush he can't confess to. If he does, he must die.
"Such a Penando post!"
by AshMadeMeDoIt August 21, 2022
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PennDOT

When you got 12 guys standing around an open pit in the middle of the street smoking cigarettes, and one poor guy with a shovel doing all the work.
Q: hey, see those douche bags over there crowded around that hole in the middle of the street?

A: yea, i only see one dude doing all the work, must be PennDOT.

PennDOT Manager: alrightly men, we are heading over to route 222 to make some more pot holes, lets see... we got 11 supervisors and.... one newbie with a shovel, lets roll. Oh, don't forget to grab a few 55 MPH signs to post on the way so we can piss off as many interstate drivers as possible
by penndotsucks March 29, 2010
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Pristiano Penaldo

A certain portuguese fraud who luckily became a professional football player. He is best known for scoring all of his goals from penalty kicks only and ghosting rest of the game.
Hey did you see pristiano penaldo ghosted again vs Milan last night?
by BallKnowledgeGOD March 9, 2021
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Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
by ItzAri July 29, 2023
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Ghostiano penaldo

Ghostiano penaldo is an overrated portuguese player that do Statpads with penalty whenever he ghosted in a match.

Ghostiano penaldo can do anything just to play against some pizza makers countries during international break, such as; Faroe island, Luxembourg, Latvia, Andorra, Azerbaijan, etc.

Penaldo move from Real madrid to Juventus just to challenge the football God Lionel Messi, but ended up taking the 9 times seria A champions to Europa. What a sad story of Ghostiano penaldo.
Do you what how Ghostiano penaldo ghosted today?
by anonymous May 1, 2021
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Penaldo

Penaldo is an International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished
Girl Friend-"Our relationship is Penaldo"
Boy Friend-"What? Our relationship is finished?"
by Lolkumu October 17, 2021
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Penaldo

A very popular man from Madeira known for ghosting in stadiums around Europe and terrorising fans with penalties. He ghosts for a long period of time after which he finally ends his horrowshow with a penalty he didn’t win.
He scores from the spot and them celebrates more than those who put in actual work.
No 7 has been missing the entire match.

Don’t worry Penaldo will come in clutch with his usual penalties, just have patience.
by KwekuSika April 30, 2021
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