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Pumpfaking 

Pumpfaking is when you pretend to have a weapon, normally a gun, around your waistband. Sticking your hand on your waist pretending to hold the grip of the weapon.

Normally used to threaten others around them or using it to scare someone that doesn’t know if they’ve got a gun or not.
Tyrone told the cops he was pumpfaking after someone had broken into his vehicle early that morning, trying to scare off the thief.

Tyrone was a felon so he was not allowed to own any firearms.
Pumpfaking by EATASS69 July 27, 2018
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Pumpfaking 

Pumpfaking is used in many situations but it’s mainly used in the sense of when someone say their going to do something but don’t follow through on it or act like they never said it and don’t do it.
Cary: boy I would fuck the shit outta you

Mike: yeah Ight, last time you said that, you came over and you was on so I wanna get to know you shit you just pumpfaking like you always do

Cary: ight bet I’ll catch you at 3

Mike: actions speak louder than wards
Pumpfaking by Melo2967 November 26, 2023

[Pumpfaking] 

To pumpfake can mean a # of different things and the word can be used in many different ways. In a short, Pumpfake is a form of procrastination yet a bit more Advanced if you will. It can be done Profesionally and at times may also appear obsoleet, only to bend the obvious diagonally opposite itself and leave so much confusion that the original Pumpfaked person(s)completely loses all importance of the Main Subject.---------The Pumpfaker is a rare breed. It takes Extreme Talent to be a successful Pumpfaker.
You're tryin to get up with a friend so he can look out for you. Meeting place Burger King. He tells you to be there on time. As you were, precisely. You wait and wait.
7 minutes pass and you say to your self 2 more minutes.You leave the Burger King 12 minutes later. You pick up your cell phone and call your friend. No Answer. He's Pumpfaking!
a minute later your phone rings. You Answer and he says Dude!!! 'I am so Fackin]! Sorry! I! I! AAHTTTT!!!CLICK
Pumpfaking is not exceptable, will not be tolerated.

Beat Cakes!! don't Pumpfakes!!

Pump Faking 

Saying that you do or will do something that you won't or don't do.
When a guy tells you he can put in down in bed and never comes through, he's pump faking!!
Pump Faking by Denisha May 11, 2006

pump-faking 

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another
when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.
pump-faking by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009

pumpking 

the verb form of to pumpkin pick,
derived by combining pumpkin and picking into pumpking
infinitive form: to pumpk
he pumpks
she pumpks
we pumpk
they pumpk
etc...
A British ginger: Let's go pumpking today!
Me: Fuck No! I'm not about to waste my time with your British ass.
OR
Mr. L: Who wants to pumpk?
Mr. R What the fuck kind of word is that?
pumpking by BDR316 October 5, 2009

pumpjacking 

Pumpjacking : when a drunk friend is sitting on the couch nodding their head from upright to hanging down trying to stay awake
Meandeanbean: Hahaha look at Billy over there pumpjacking , get the sharpies ready
pumpjacking by MeanDeanBean April 12, 2015
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