When your fucking a bitch in the ass by a window with the lights off then tell her you'll be right back then your friend comes in and finshes the job while you wave at her through the window (she has no idea the friend is fucking her while you wave).
A pumpfaker is a person who states intentions to do something, and never follows through. A person who is notorious for making plans, but never following through.
A person who consistently Curves people.
Guy 1: Tamia said she was gonna come over, and never texted me back.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's a pumpfaker man, don't take anything she says to heart
Pumpfaking is when you pretend to have a weapon, normally a gun, around your waistband. Sticking your hand on your waist pretending to hold the grip of the weapon.
Normally used to threaten others around them or using it to scare someone that doesn’t know if they’ve got a gun or not.
Tyrone told the cops he was pumpfaking after someone had broken into his vehicle early that morning, trying to scare off the thief.
Tyrone was a felon so he was not allowed to own any firearms.
when getting your female partner from behind, you pull out and spit on her back giving the illusion that you just "came" on her back, and when she turns around...BAM, you shoot your load in her face.