PUMF

Pumf is someone who is a rather boring person,has no conversation and always talks about the same things over and over again to as many people as possible.

Hello Pumf you are so dull and boring.

by Ste Wanless May 6, 2018

Pumf

Bang, have sex, fuck

Pumf pumf kimochi, what's this sticky stuff on me?

by Opxooxd October 20, 2019

Pumf

Large breasted grunting male.

by H@rdC@ore March 11, 2003

Pumf

Something so vile that it defies common physics.

Oh, gross! - I didn't know the pumf was a plumber!

by ripper March 11, 2003