PUMF

Pumf is someone who is a rather boring person,has no conversation and always talks about the same things over and over again to as many people as possible.

Hello Pumf you are so dull and boring.

by Ste Wanless June 2, 2018

Pumf

Bang, have sex, fuck

Pumf pumf kimochi, what's this sticky stuff on me?

by Opxooxd October 20, 2019

Pumf

Large breasted grunting male.

by H@rdC@ore March 11, 2003

Pumf

Something so vile that it defies common physics.

Oh, gross! - I didn't know the pumf was a plumber!

by ripper March 11, 2003

pumfahas

Pull Up My Face And Have A Seat

Hey honey do you want to PUMFAHAS?

by JNW September 15, 2007

Pumfy

puffy and comfy put together.

I need a pumfy comforter ASAP.

by Jane Doe Twin March 26, 2026

Hans Pumfner

To have a Thomas the tank or tango in the night

He was bored so he decided to have a hans pumfner

by Hans P February 23, 2024