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A Pumf is a fat lazy person who looks a bit bisexual
Hello pumf, where's your new girlfriend
by Samuel Homes July 11, 2017
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A Pumf is a chubby person, with not much personality and a bit thick
Hello Pumf how's your new girlfriend
by Samuel Homes July 12, 2017
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Pumf is someone who is a rather boring person,has no conversation and always talks about the same things over and over again to as many people as possible.
Hello Pumf you are so dull and boring.
by frank read June 02, 2018
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Something so vile that it defies common physics.
Oh, gross! - I didn't know the pumf was a plumber!
by ripper March 11, 2003
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