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Pumf is someone who is a rather boring person,has no conversation and always talks about the same things over and over again to as many people as possible.
Hello Pumf you are so dull and boring.
PUMF by Ste Wanless June 2, 2018
Words you can keep
Pumf pumf kimochi, what's this sticky stuff on me?
Pumf by Opxooxd October 20, 2019
Related Words
Pumf by H@rdC@ore March 11, 2003
Something so vile that it defies common physics.
Oh, gross! - I didn't know the pumf was a plumber!
Pumf by ripper March 11, 2003

pumfahas 

Pull Up My Face And Have A Seat
Hey honey do you want to PUMFAHAS?
pumfahas by JNW September 15, 2007
I need a pumfy comforter ASAP.
Pumfy by Jane Doe Twin March 26, 2026

Hans Pumfner 

To have a Thomas the tank or tango in the night
He was bored so he decided to have a hans pumfner
Hans Pumfner by Hans P February 23, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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